Talking about Addiction

I just finished Glee! I was so yearning for more, that I couldn’t resist searching for these…

Rachel

Finn

Kurt and Mercedes

Tina

Artie

…And quotes!!!

Principal Figgins: Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn’t have to happen in broad daylight.

Sue: What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I’d still have to go to trial. I’d still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue: All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

Mercedes: As soon as I get my record deal, I’m not speaking to any of you.

Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I’ll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Emma: Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That’s a very good question because I’ve forgotten both your names.

Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Will: You’re making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I’ve been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn’t I get something out of it?

Kurt: I’ll admit it, I’m madly in love with Finn.

Finn: I’m sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I’m not.
Kurt: You’re lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It’s a male duck.

I am very much eager to read and copy-paste all these funny quotes but there won’t be enough space… So let’s just go here to continue enjoying everything!

Can’t wait for Season 2!!